虎哥满脸血痕归家笑死人长篇趣事
一天，虎哥满脸鲜血回家时，说：“媳妇，我出了点事，被人打得差点没命。”媳妇惊慌地问：“怎么了？出什么事了？”虎哥解释道：“我早上出去想搭个顺风车，但结果被人揍得半死。”媳妇听后气愤不已，问道：“谁打的？你找他去！搭顺风车能被打成这样，你说是搭什么车？”虎哥回答：“运钞车。”
媳妇瞠目结舌地说：“这不是更好吗？直接让你崩溃算了！以后你出门，不要再回来，还不如去搭灵车！” tiger's wife: "Who did it? I'll go find him! You got beat up just for taking a ride? What kind of car were you in?" Tiger replied, "An armored car." His wife was flabbergasted and exclaimed, "Well, that makes sense. Next time you go out, don't come back. Just take the hearse!"