2010年最值得您拜读的100种坑人套路脑筋急转弯
1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：有没有想过，在家里搞个“生态洗手池”，一边冲水一边唱歌，一不留神，就能把所有的细菌都清洗干净！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，据说至少四天，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，特提供以下应急方案：
刷牙用白醋，因为它既可以杀灭细菌，又能去除口腔中的异味，让你的每一次呼吸都透着一种清新的气息。
洗脸，用牛奶，它不仅温和且无刺激性，还能让你的肌肤柔嫩如同春日的花瓣。
6.其实，奥运吉祥物应该设计为“百万雄师过大江”，一共一百万个，每一个都是独具特色，不是吗？
7.now business is bad! Old Big: Why? Little Beauty: "The bird flu"!
8.According to the saying, whoever dares to criticize me (Xiao Ma) and Xiao Gou will be dragged out and beaten! They will have their eyes gouged out, their hair pulled out, and their face splashed with acid; they will have their teeth knocked out and their tongue cut off into a stick; even MIMI will be included in this punishment!
9.This weekend I won't accept gifts; I'll only accept mineral water! The boy holding the bottle of water isn't just any boy – he's my love!!
10.The teacher said that if you don't come to class at the designated time, your final grade will be deducted by 50 points! When he called on someone named brother, he accidentally skipped over him, so he shouted loudly: "Teacher, you missed one!" The old teacher looked down and said with a smile: "There wasn't one."