小学生一问一答冷笑话合集爸爸玩王者荣耀我帮助攻
小乐的爸爸是一位对王者荣耀情有独钟的游戏爱好者，他虽然经常沉迷其中，但始终停留在钻石级别。有一天，他意外发现小乐正坐在他的手机旁玩游戏：高声怒喝：“混球，怎麼又在玩我的手机？赶紧去写作业！” dads face turned red with anger as he approached the scene, only to find that little le was engrossed in playing king's glory on his phone. "Dad, I'm really good at this game," little le said confidently. "I can help you become a king!" dad's expression softened slightly as he replied, "It's okay to have some fun." after two matches, dad checked the progress and saw that his ranking had actually dropped by two stars. He was furious: "You said you were good? Go write your homework right now!" Little le explained patiently: "Dad, those teammates were really terrible; they didn't know how to protect me and caused me to die repeatedly! You don't need to worry about it; come back later and take a look." when dad returned in the afternoon with great anticipation, he found little le gone and only an charging phone left behind. Opening the game on his phone, he almost burst into laughter - not only hadn't his son helped him become a king but also demoted him from bronze rank. He sighed wistfully: "Oh well... kids these days are just too skilled!"
