小学生神童一举夺冠冷笑话简短10字爸爸在王者荣耀上被儿子碾压笑料十足

  • 经典笑话
  • 2024年12月30日
  • 小乐的爸爸是一位对王者荣耀情有独钟的游戏爱好者,他虽然经常沉迷其中,但始终停留在钻石级别。有一天,他意外发现小乐正坐在他的手机旁玩游戏:高声怒喝:“混球,怎麼又在玩我的手机?赶紧去写作业!” dads face turned red with anger as he approached the scene, only to find that little le was engrossed

小学生神童一举夺冠冷笑话简短10字爸爸在王者荣耀上被儿子碾压笑料十足

小乐的爸爸是一位对王者荣耀情有独钟的游戏爱好者,他虽然经常沉迷其中,但始终停留在钻石级别。有一天,他意外发现小乐正坐在他的手机旁玩游戏:高声怒喝:“混球,怎麼又在玩我的手机?赶紧去写作业!” dads face turned red with anger as he approached the scene, only to find that little le was engrossed in playing king's glory on his phone. "Dad, I'm really good at this game," little le said confidently. "I can help you become a king!" dad calmed down slightly and replied, "A bit of entertainment is fine." after two matches, dad checked again and found that he had lost two more stars. He was furious: "You said you were so skilled? Go do your homework right now!" Little Le explained apologetically: "Dad, those teammates were terrible! They didn't protect me at all and killed me many times. You go take care of your business; I'll catch up later." by afternoon, dad eagerly returned to the room where Little Le was supposed to be but found it empty except for a charging phone. Opening the game on his phone made him almost choke on his words - not only hadn't he reached royal level but had dropped back down to bronze.

He sighed heavily: "Ah well... It seems like kids are always one step ahead!"

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