冷人小老板的搞笑不俗上班的笑话段子笑死
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 bucks!” 他冷淡回应：“I don't accept his advice.”
2、外出时我买了烤鱿鱼，一位挑剔的女客人在前面排队，她命令老板：“Give me bigger ones, these are too small!” 老板没有看她一眼，默默烤了两串递给我，说：“These two are smaller, you pay for them.”
3、老板宣布袜子特价销售三块钱一双，我建议他降到十块钱三双。他解释进货困难卖不出去。
4、一员工要求加薪威胁辞职，老板反问：“How about this? I give you a raise and you quit...”
5、一顾客赞美我的生意兴隆，我回答“Just 10,000 yuan in one day...” 他惊讶地反应，然后我怒斥他，“Don't be fooled! It's actually ten bowls of noodles that make money, got it?”
