冷人小老板搞笑不俗易上热门的幽默文案自然而然
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's 1.5 yuan, why not follow the advice?” 老板冷静地回应：“I won't accept his suggestion.”
2、外出游玩时，我在烤鱿鱼店排队。前面有位挑剔的女顾客，她要求换大串鱿鱼，态度尖酸刻薄。老板没看她一眼，只默默烤了两串小鱿鱼，然后递给我说：“These are smaller ones, just for you since you paid more.” 我喜欢这种不直接怼人的做法。
3、老板宣布袜子特惠，三块钱一双。我却提出更便宜的建议：“How about ten yuan for three pairs?” 老板苦笑道，“They're not even selling well enough to be discounted like that.”
4、员工请求加薪并威胁辞职。老板反问，“Wouldn't it be better if I gave you a raise and you quit instead?”
5、一位顾客赞扬我的生意兴隆，说赚得好快。我回答，“It's actually only ten thousand yuan a day...” 顾客惊讶地表示，这可真是开个面馆赚钱容易啊。但我立即补上一个条件，“But only ten bowls sold...” 这让他明白了什么是真正的“来钱”。
