冷人小老板的经典幽默笑话搞笑不俗冷静中带着风趣
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 bucks!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店主说：“Give me a bigger one, this is too small!” 老板一言不发，却给了我两串小的，说：“These are smaller, so here you go.”
3、老板推销袜子，说便宜三块。我提出更优惠的价位，“How about ten for thirty?” 老板回答进货困难，“They don't come in cheaply enough to sell at that price.”
4、员工请求加薪，威胁辞职。老板回应，“Fine, I'll give you a raise and you can quit.”
5、一位顾客赞美生意兴隆，老板却挫败地回答：“Not really, we only made ten thousand today...” 顾客惊讶地问：“Ten thousand? That's impressive for running a noodle shop!” 老板火冒三丈地说：“Impressive? It's more like ten bowls of noodles sold all day long! Got it?”
