冷人小老板搞笑不俗脱口秀100个经典段子笑料百出
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's 1.5 yuan, why not follow the advice?” 老板冷静地回应：“I won't accept his recommendation.”
2、外出游玩时，我在烤鱿鱼店排队。前面有位挑剔的女顾客，她要求换大串鱿鱼，但老板只是默不作声，将两小串递给我：“These are smaller, you can have them for your money.”
3、老板推销袜子，说三块钱一双。我则建议降价到十块钱三双，他却苦笑道：“They're so cheap they don't even sell out.”
4、一员工要求加薪，否则辞职。老板反问他愿意辞职就给加薪。
5、一客户赞赏我们的生意兴隆，我回答“10 thousand yuan a day”让他惊讶，而老板却火了，“Come on! It's just 10 bowls... Listen clearly!”
