冷人小老板搞笑不俗爆笑逗人的笑话深藏幽默
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 bucks!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店员说：“Give me a bigger one, this is too small!” 老板一言不发，但给了我两串小的，说是“For you, since you're willing to pay for them.”
3、老板推销袜子，三块钱一双。我贬低它们价值：“Make them cheaper, ten bucks for three pairs!”
4、员工要求加薪威胁辞职。老板以牙还牙，“Add your salary and quit.”
5、一位顾客赞美老板生意兴隆，得到了10万收入。那人惊讶地问：“Wow, making money with a restaurant like that...” 老板却火了，“Don't be fooled! It's just 10 bowls of noodles per day.”
