冷人小老板幽默搞笑故事大全笑死人经典排比
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 bucks!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店员说：“Give me a bigger one, this is too small!” 老板默不作声，将两个小串递给我：“These are smaller ones, pay for what you get.”
3、老板宣布袜子特惠三元一双，我提出更优惠的建议：“Make them even cheaper, three pairs for ten bucks!” 老板回应进货困难，“Can't sell them even at that price…”
4、员工请求加薪并威胁辞职，老板以辞职相抵抗，“You want a raise? I'll give you one condition: quit your job.”
5、一位顾客赞扬我的生意兴隆，老板却不同意他的看法：“It's not doing well, only making ten thousand yuan a day...” 顾客惊讶地回应，“Ten thousand?! Starting a restaurant is really profitable…” 老板火了，“Profitable my foot! Ten bowls of noodles make up the whole profit.”
