1.林黛玉是怎么死的？原来她摔死了，因为“天上掉下个林妹妹”。

2.从前有个人叫小蔡，被关在监狱中了一夜，之后他馊了。

3.大雁为什么要飞去南方过冬？因为走过去太累了。

4.狐狸为什么经常会摔跤！！？？它很狡猾（脚滑）。

5.猴子最不喜欢什么线？平行线，因为平行线没有相交(香蕉)。

6.如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的~ 是如果的~(如果有辆车~)。。。

7.上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁? 小狗，because旺旺仙贝(汪汪先背).

8.芹菜粪是什么颜色的?????? 是秦始皇 (芹屎黄).

9.I and Superman have only one difference? I put on my underwear before wearing my clothes.

10.When you boast about your strengths to others at the same time, what do they know about you? They know that you're not mute.

11.Four people are fighting in a room; when someone comes in, why do they take away five people? Because they are playing mahjong.

12.Except for fragile items like glass and ceramics that need to be handled with care, there is another type of item that should be handled with care as well?

Answer: The answer is (don't peek): 1.Died from falling because "a piece of heaven fell down" happened.

2.Rotting.

3.Because flying south would be too tiring...

4.Because foxes are sly (they trip).

5.The monkey dislikes parallel lines because parallel lines don't intersect (like a banana).

6.If there was a car...

7.The teacher will call out the puppy because it's "paws-itive" it can recite the lesson first.

8., Qin Shi Huangdi (green beans).

9.My difference from Superman is that I wear my underwear before putting on my clothes.

10.When boasting about your strengths to others at the same time, they also know your weaknesses.

11.Because they were playing Mahjong and took away all the tiles!

12 besides fragile things like glass and ceramics which need careful handling?

Confidence: 80%