高级冷笑话段子脑筋急转弯人物的智慧考验
1.林黛玉是怎么死的？她摔倒了，因为有人说“天上掉下个林妹妹”。
2.从前有个人叫小蔡，被关在监狱中了一夜，之后他馊了。
3.大雁为什么要飞去南方过冬？因为走过去太累了。
4.狐狸为什么经常会摔跤！！？？
5.猴子最不喜欢什么线？平行线，因为平行线没有相交(香蕉)。
6.如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的~ 是如果的~(如果有辆车~)。。。
7.上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁? 小狗，because旺旺仙贝(汪汪先背)
8.芹菜粪是什么颜色的?????? Qin Shi Huang (芹屎黄)
9.I and Superman's only difference is that I wear it inside.
10.When you boast about your strengths to others at the same time, what will they know about you?
11.Four people are playing in a room and five people leave after they arrive.
12.Except for fragile things like glass and ceramics that are easily broken and should be handled with care, there is another thing that should be handled with care.
Answers:
1.Died by falling because someone said "A piece of lin Daiyu fell from the sky."
2.Rotted.
3.The goose flew south to winter because it was too tired to walk.
4.Because foxes are sly (slippery feet).
5.Monkeys hate parallel lines because parallel lines don't intersect (like bananas).
6.If there were a car...
7.The teacher will call out a puppy because of the hot dog bun (bark before bite).
8.Qin Shi Huangdi (yellow bean sprouts).
9.I'm wearing it inside.
10.They'll know you're not mute.
11.Because they caught four people playing cards called "Mahjong".
12.Poop...