相亲遇到职业病发现对方的工作是让人发狂
1、女售货员
当男孩牵起女孩手时，女孩不好意思地说：“本人正在惊喜大促销，质量绝对可靠，假一赔十。”
2、与女天气预报员见面，一番交谈过后，男孩问女-girl：“从明天开始，我会很忙，不能和你约会，你会想我吗？”
girl：“今夜到明天白天有点想你，预计明天下午将持续想你，受延长低情绪影响，明天傍晚将转为大到暴想心情由此将降低5度，预计此类天气将持续到见到你为止。”
3、女迎宾
male刚进房门, female忙一脸微笑地迎上去问：“晚上好mister! Please tell me how many are you?”
4、female电视购物推销员
male and female见面后, 交谈甚欢, 临分开时,male ask female：“美-lady,you now have anything to say?”
female one本正经地说：“televisions in front of all the boys here. This girl is super good at curing single fear syndrome and has obvious effects on heartbreak and lovesickness. Keep her in a cool place when not in use; avoid direct sunlight when outdoors.”
5、female公共汽车售票员
male刚进门,female便指着门口的垃圾筒说，“mister, enter please throw your money into the bin. No change given here.”