2010年最值得您拜读的十万个冷笑话污点绝对让您大开眼界
1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：有没有想过，在家里种个大棚，自己种点蔬菜呀？这样不仅可以解决食物问题，还能避免外出传染疾病呢！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，据说至少四天，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，特提供以下应急方案：
刷牙用白醋，杀灭细菌，去除异味，让你的牙齿清新如初；
洗脸，用牛奶，不仅温和，而且能让你的皮肤更加嫩滑；
晚上泡脚，用酸奶，不仅能消除一天的疲劳，还能活化肌肤。
6.其实，我们应该把奥运吉祥物设计得更有创意一些，比如设计一个“千年雄鹰”，既展现中国悠久的历史，也体现出中华民族的勇敢和智慧。
7.now business is not good!
8.According to the rumors, anyone who dares to criticize the beauty of a certain male celebrity or a female celebrity will be dragged out and beaten up! Their eyes will be gouged out, their hair will be pulled out, their face will be splashed with acid, and their teeth will be knocked out!
9.This weekend I won't accept gifts; I'll only accept bottled water! The boy holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand said: "My heart belongs to you!!"
10.During roll call after class, if you're absent, your final grade will be deducted by 50 points! When he reached the name of his classmate who was absent without permission, he jumped over it by mistake; so he shouted loudly: "Teacher, you missed one!"
11.Harbin city-wide water stop is sponsored by Nongfu Spring!
12.When a girl met an armed robber shakingly said: "I'm from Mining University; just graduated but haven't found a job yet…." The robber burst into tears upon hearing this,"Sister-in-law don't worry about that; we won't rob our own kind!"