心痛的感觉：失恋男生被老板冷笑回应

有一次，一名男孩刚遭到女朋友的甩掉，心情沉重。他决定去饭店消愁。进门后，他对服务员说：“我刚分手了，请给推荐一道能形容我现在心情的菜。”服务员听了，微笑着回答：“好的，我们这里有一道‘心痛的感觉’，价格是250块。”

男孩听了，不禁皱眉问：“这是一杯凉白开和一块猪肉吗？怎么叫做‘心痛的感觉’？”

服务员平静地回答：“没错，这就是它。”

男孩有些不满地说：“这TM的一杯水哪里能让我有‘心痛的感觉’？”

服务员淡定地解释说：“这不是用来喝水，您可以尝尝那块猪肉，它才是真正的心痛之源。”

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