心痛的感觉像被小偷了钱没丢但还要等一会儿
一名男屌被女朋友甩了，心情悲痛，他决定去饭馆消磨时间。进门后，他对服务员说：“我刚失恋，我想点一道能体现我现在心情的菜。”服务员沉思了一下，然后回答说：“这就来，一杯凉白开和一块猪肉。”
男屌看到了餐盘上那杯水和那块肉，不禁皱起了眉头，说：“这不就是给狗吃的吗？怎么能形容我的心情？”服务员微笑着回答：“这叫做‘心痛的感觉’，价格是250元。”
男屌惊讶地看着他，说：“你这是要把我活活气死！哪有这么贵的一碗空气啊！”老板笑笑地说：“别急，您先尝尝，那您再说。”
male genitalia, after being dumped by his girlfriend, went to a restaurant to eat. He sat down and yelled at the waiter, "I just got dumped! Can you bring me something that can describe my mood?"
The waiter immediately brought out a glass of cold water and a piece of pork. The man looked at it and asked what it was. The waiter said, "This is 'heartache's feeling'."
The man was furious and said, "How can this cold water in a glass possibly make me feel heartache?!" The waiter smiled calmly and replied, "It costs 250 yuan."