华盛顿邮报举办经典笑话大全下载比赛反复尝试引发大笑
华盛顿邮报举办了一场押韵诗歌创作大赛，要求参赛者在第一行展现浪漫至极的情感，而第二行则尽可能地缺乏浪漫气息。以下是一些入选作品的精彩之作：
My dearest, my heart beats for you alone: You've stolen my life and made it a throne.
我心中的你，无人能比：你偷走了我的生命，让它坐上了宝座。
In dreams I see your face so clear. That's why I wake with a scream each year.
梦中见到你的脸，清晰无比：因此每年清晨，我都伴随着尖叫醒来。
You're kind, intelligent, loving and bright; But none of these traits describe your night.
善良、聪慧、多情又明亮；但这些都无法形容你的夜晚。
Love is beautiful, love is bliss; But I only slept with you due to intoxication's kiss.
爱是美好，爱是幸福；但我与你同眠，只因醉酒的吻使我如此做。
I thought no other could capture my heart -- until your brother stole our love apart.
曾以为一生只爱一人 —— 直到你的兄弟分离了我们的爱情。
Roses are red, violets are blue; Sugar sweet as well as you. Roses wilted now, violets dead too,
玫瑰红紫罗兰蓝；糖果甜蜜如你。玫瑰枯萎了，紫罗兰也死透，
sugar bowls empty just like your head. The beauty fades away from both the flowers and bread.
糖碗空空如也，就像你的脑袋一样。花朵和面包上美丽的光环渐渐褪去。
I long to feel your embrace so sweet; Yet please keep that paper bag upon your feet!
渴望感受那温柔的拥抱；请保持脚下那纸袋不动！
Your smile is radiant like sun in sky; A lie indeed if I say anything but goodbye!
你的笑容如晴天之太阳灿烂；说别的话实乃虚伪！除非是我对“再见”这两个字真诚致敬！
My love for you transcends mortal speech; Except maybe 'Get lost' would be more apt release!
我的深情难以言表，或许仅有“滚蛋”才能更准确地释放出这种感觉？
What sparks this romantic poetic flight? Two parts vodka mixed with lime's delight!
激发此诗意飞翔的是什么？伏特加两杯，加上酸柠檬的一丝甜蜜！