冷人小老板每天一笑的搞笑不俗幽默段子排比
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's 1.5 yuan, why not follow the advice?” 老板冷静回应：“I don't accept his suggestion.”
2、在外面玩耍时，我买了烤鱿鱼。前面排队的是一个挑剔的女顾客，她命令老板：“Make sure they're bigger than these!” 老板没理会她，默默烤了两串大一点的给后面的我，说：“These are smaller, so you get them for the same price.”
3、老板宣布袜子特价销售：“Three pairs for three yuan!” 我建议更便宜一些，“How about ten yuan for thirty pairs?” 老板苦笑道：“They won't sell even if we try to bring them in.”
4、员工要求加薪威胁辞职，老板反问：“Would you consider this a fair deal? I'll give you a raise and then ask you to quit.”
5、一位顾客赞扬生意兴隆，老板淡定回答他，他每天只赚十万。顾客惊讶地评论那开一家面馆真是赚大钱，但老板立刻纠正他，“It's not that easy! Ten bowls at ten thousand each, got it?”
