冷人小老板的搞笑幽默聊天对话段子交错笑声中透着智慧的光芒
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 bucks!” 老板冷笑：“I don't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店主说：“Give me a bigger one, this is too small!” 老板没看她一眼，只给了我两串小的，说“These are smaller ones, you pay for them.” 我喜欢这种不屈不挠的态度。
3、老板宣布袜子特惠三块一双，我却要求更便宜，“Ten bucks for three pairs!” 老板无奈地解释：“They're not selling well, can't make a profit…”
4、员工坚持要加薪，老板回以讽刺，“Sure, I'll give you a raise... and you quit your job.”
5、一位顾客赞扬老板生意兴隆，回答说：“Only 10 thousand yuan in sales today...” 顾客惊讶，但他还没反应过来就被老板喝止，“Listen up! It's ten bowls of noodles that cost 10 thousand yuan, got it?”
