冷人小老板的搞笑不俗哄女朋友开心的幽默段子排比出笑声
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's 1.5 yuan!” 老板冷淡回应：“I won't accept that advice!”
2、外出时我买了烤鱿鱼，一位挑剔的女顾客在前面排队，她命令老板：“Give me a bigger one, this one is too small!” 老板不看她，默然烤出两串小烤鱿鱼递给我说：“These are smaller, so you can have them for the price of one.”
3、老板宣布袜子打折，只要三块一双。我建议他便宜点，“Why not ten yuan for three pairs?” 他回答进货困难，“Can't sell them even if I want to…”
4、一员工要求加薪否则辞职。老板反问他：“How about this? I give you a raise and you quit…?”
5、一位顾客赞扬我的生意兴隆。“Business is good, right?” 我回答“Only 10,000 yuan in a day,” 他惊讶地表示，“Wow, making money by opening a hot pot restaurant.” 我却愤怒地纠正他，“Making money? It's just 10 bowls of hot pot! Got it?”
