冷人小老板搞笑不俗皮到爆炸的句子朋友圈同样令人捧腹
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 yuan!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店主说：“Give me a bigger one, this one is too small!” 老板没看她一眼，默许烤两串小的递给我说：“These are smaller, you get them for the price of one.”
3、老板宣布袜子特价三元一双，我建议他降价到十元三双，他却苦笑不已，“Even if I sell them at that price, they won't move.”
4、员工要求加薪或辞职，老板回以“If you want to be paid more, then quit your job.”
5、一位顾客问我生意兴隆吗？我回答“Just made ten thousand yuan today,” 他惊叹，“Wow, making money by running a restaurant is easy!” 老板则火了，“Easy? Ten bowls of noodles make ten thousand yuan! Got it?”
