冷人小老板神反转的搞笑段子既不俗又搞笑

冷人小老板神反转的搞笑段子既不俗又搞笑

1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 bucks!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”

2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店员说：“Give me a bigger one, this is too small!” 老板默不作声，将两串小的递给我，“These are smaller, so you get them for the same price.”

3、老板宣布袜子打八折，每双三块钱。我贬低了他的优惠价：“How about ten bucks for three pairs?” 老板解释进货困难，卖不出去。

4、员工要求加薪或辞职。老板回应：“Fine, I'll give you a raise... and you quit.”

5、一位顾客赞扬我的生意兴隆。老板回答10万收入，但紧接着怒斥：“Don't be fooled! It's actually 10 bowls of noodles.”

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