冷人小老板搞笑不俗上班逗比句子幽默
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 yuan!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对老板说：“Make sure the squid is bigger, or I'll take none of it.” 老板不理会她的要求，默默烤了两串小鱿鱼递给我，说：“These are smaller ones, so they're yours.”
3、老板宣布袜子特价销售，每双三元。我却觉得更便宜些，对他说：“Why not sell them for ten yuan and get three pairs?” 老板回答进货困难卖不出去。
4、员工威胁要辞职除非加薪。老板反唇相讽，“Okay, I'll give you a raise if you quit your job.”
5、一位顾客问我生意兴隆吗？我回答“Just made 10,000 yuan today.” 他惊叹“Wow, making money hand over fist running a hot pot place...” 我则严肃地回应“Making money? It's all about serving 10 bowls of soup per day. Got it?”
