冷人小老板一个人的搞笑段子排比风格下的不俗笑话
1、我去买水，老板说两块钱，我指着标签上的价格反驳：“ Bottle says it's just 1.5 yuan!” 老板冷笑：“I won't follow his advice.”
2、外出游玩时，我排在一个挑剔的女顾客后面，她对烤鱿鱼店员说：“Give me a bigger one, this is too small!” 老板默不作声，将两串小的递给我，“These are smaller, so you get them for the same price.”
3、老板宣布袜子打八折，每双三元。我回他一句：“Make it cheaper, ten yuan for three pairs!” 老板苦笑，“It's not worth selling even at that price…”
4、员工要求加薪，说要辞职。老板幽默地提议：“How about I give you a raise and you quit anyway?”
5、一位顾客赞美我开面馆生意兴隆。我回答他一天才赚了十万元。他惊讶地说：“Wow, making money by opening a restaurant like that…” 我随即严肃起来，警告他“Ten bowls of soup doesn't mean anything! Get it?”
