你知道情人节上有多尴尬吗爆笑囧事这太尴尬啦
以下是一些搞笑段子，来让你的情人节更加欢乐：
旅游时，我跟认识的本地朋友学了几句三亚话：“瞅啥呢？”“不服咋地？”“削你信不？” 2. 女同事让我帮取下快递，我说：“你用给男友说话的语气再跟我说一遍！”女同事愣了一下，啪一拍桌子：“还不下去给老娘拿快递！磨磨蹭蹭的，你TM找死啊！”卧槽。。。 3. 在商场地下停车场停车，从旁边一奔驰车下来一美女，车大灯也没关就和另一美女有说有笑的走了。我犹豫了几秒钟决定不能不熟视无睹：“美女请留步！”在两位美女回头的同时，我指着奔驰，靠，大灯TMD啥时候灭的 ，我该说点啥。。。 4. 闺蜜夫妻俩出差，把她上大班的儿子送我这里来了。孩子一进门就问我：“阿姨，你家没宝宝啊？”我笑着说：“阿姨还没结婚。”他：“我妈说我是用竹竿从大海里捞上来的，你怎么不去捞一个呢？”我尬笑着说：“我。。。I still haven’t found my bamboo pole yet!” 5. 昨晚一同事下班，去为他那旧摩托车开锁准备回家，这时遇到个女同事；女同事就说：“这车这么破旧干嘛还上锁！”这同事淡定的回了句：“That’s why you should wear more makeup.” 6. 同事下楼去买水，我连忙说：”哥们，帮我买盒烟。”Say I gave him a fifty-yuan note and he came back twenty minutes later, looking miserable.I said, “What happened? Give me back my money.”He immediately hugged me and said, “Brother! I'm sorry! My wife took your fifty yuan without listening to my explanation!”I...
7."Tell them that if they look at you for five seconds or longer while having sex with them, and then kiss you willingly, congratulations! They really like you." "How about if the process doesn't exceed three seconds?"
