笑死人的长篇笑话：女神去洗澡的趣事

昨天和女神聊天，聊了很多，可是女神总是回复：“呵呵，哦，嗯，奥”，我实在忍不住了便说：“你就不能说些别的嘛。”她回了一句：“我去洗澡了。”顿时，我感觉无爱了，所以毅然的选择了离开，留下她独自一人在宾馆。

当晚，我躺在床上 unable to sleep, my mind kept wandering back to our conversation. Why was she being so cold and distant? I couldn't shake off the feeling that something was off.

Just as I was about to drift off into a restless sleep, my phone buzzed with an incoming message from her. "I'm at the bathroom," it read. My heart sank even further, wondering if she had planned this all along just to get rid of me.

But then, something unexpected happened. The water in the shower suddenly turned on by itself, followed by a loud splash and some muffled laughter. It sounded like someone - or something - had entered the bathroom.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to investigate further. I crept out of bed and made my way towards the bathroom door, trying not to make any noise in case whatever it was inside could hear me coming.

Slowly but surely, I opened up the door just enough for me to peek through a small crack. And what did I see? A sight that would haunt me for years to come: girl god (as we affectionately call her) sitting on top of a toilet seat with one leg hanging over its edge while laughing uncontrollably at nothing in particular!

It hit me like lightning bolt: she wasn't ignoring me! She actually wanted more than just simple responses from our conversations! It dawned on both us that perhaps communication might be key after all – especially when there's love involved (or maybe because there isn’t).