智商120才能看懂的经典冷笑话开心一刻小笑话20字人物场景中隐藏的幽默之处
1.林黛玉是怎么死的？她摔死了，因为“天上掉下个林妹妹”。
2.从前有个人叫小蔡，被关在监狱中了一夜，之后怎么了？他馊了。
3.大雁为什么要飞去南方过冬？因为走过去太累了。
4.狐狸为什么经常会摔跤！！？？因为狐狸很狡猾（脚滑）。
5.猴子最不喜欢什么线？平行线，因为平行线没有相交(香蕉)。
6.如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的~ 是如果的~(如果有辆车~)。。。
7.上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁? 小狗，because旺旺仙贝(汪汪先背).
8.芹菜粪是什么颜色的?????? 芹屎黄.
9.I and superman's only difference is what? I wear it inside.
10.When you boast of your merits to others at the same time, do they know what else about you? They know you're not dumb.
11.Four people are fighting in a room and someone comes in and takes away five people? Because they were playing cards (four players + one dealer).
12.Except for fragile things like glass and ceramics that need to be handled with care, there are other things that should also be handled with care too? Yes! The answer is: yes!