智商120才能看懂的经典冷笑话一句话让你笑出声的绝妙玩意儿
1.林黛玉是怎么死的？她摔死了，因为“天上掉下个林妹妹”。
2.从前有个人叫小蔡，被关在监狱中了一夜，之后怎么了？他馊了。
3.大雁为什么要飞去南方过冬? 因为走过去太累了。
4.狐狸为什么经常会摔跤！！？？因为狐狸很狡猾（脚滑）。
5.猴子最不喜欢什么线? 平行线，因为平行线没有相交(香蕉)。
6.如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的~ 是如果的~(如果有辆车~)。。。
7.上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁? 小狗，because旺旺仙贝(汪汪先背).
8.芹菜粪是什么颜色的?????? 芹屎黄。
9.I and Superman have only one difference: I put on my cape when I'm tired.
10.When you boast about your strengths to others at the same time, what else do they know about you? They know you're not mute.
11.Four people are in a room fighting; someone comes and takes away five people?
12.Except for glassware and ceramics that are easily broken and need to be handled with care, there is another thing that needs to be handled with care? The answer is: yourself!