2010年最值得您拜读的五个经典冷笑话绝对让您爆笑连连
1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：有病就去医院，有车就去野外，有亲戚就去亲戚家，有朋友就去朋友家。你会冬泳吗？那就去松花江拉！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，据说至少四天，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，特提供以下应急方案：
刷牙用白醋，因为它能杀灭细菌、去除异味、保持一天口齿清新，让人倍增自信；洗脸可用牛奶，它纯天然，无刺激性，还能滋润柔嫩的面部肌肤。
6.其实，奥运吉祥物应该设计为“百万雄师过大江”，一共一百万个，每一个都形态各异，要买就是一次买100万个，那样才能收藏价值高，一赚翻……
7.now business is not good, right?
8.asking for money to borrow from friends: “Why are you so stingy?”
9.The girl said to the boy, "You're always so considerate of others, but never think about my feelings." The boy replied with a smile, "That's because I'm busy thinking about how to make you happy."
10.A student asked his teacher why he was deducting points from their homework grade if they didn't participate in class discussions.
11.Harbin City Water Stop by Nongfu Spring!