2010年最值得您拜读的冷笑话之最幽默的冷笑话大全
1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：有没有想过，在家里种个大棚，自己种点蔬菜呀？这样不仅可以解决食物问题，还能避免外出传染疾病呢！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，据说至少四天，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，特提供以下应急方案：
刷牙用白醋，杀灭细菌，去除异味，让你的牙齿保持一天的清新；
洗脸用牛奶，无刺激性，同时还能滋润柔嫩的面部肌肤；
晚上泡脚用酸奶，因为乳酸菌能有效清除一天的污垢；
洗发用红牛，让每根发丝都兴奋起来，以充满活力和潇洒飘逸为目标。
6.其实奥运吉祥物应该设计为“百万雄师过大江”，形态各异，要买就得一次买100万个，一样珍贵。
7.now business is bad, right?
8.According to legend, anyone who dares to criticize the handsome young man or the elegant youth will be dragged out and beaten until they are almost unrecognizable.
9.This weekend, I won't accept any gifts; I'll only accept bottled water! The boy holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand - my eyes are only on you!!
10.When calling out students after class, if you're not present, your final grade will be deducted by 50 points! Just as he was about to jump over "Brother," he suddenly shouted: "Teacher, you missed one!" The old teacher looked down and said with a smile: "There isn't any..."